À entrada de uma tenda no Bazar do Cairo:

– How much is this necklace?
– Come in, come in
– I just want to know the price of…
– Come inside please, my friend
– I am OK here. What is the price?
– You tell the price
– Ahnn… Let’s say two pounds
– Oh, no, no…
– So please how much does it cost?
– You tell the price
– This is our last chance, sir: how much is this necklace?
– Come in, my friend, come inside
– I quit. Goodbye, sir
– Goodbye, my friend.

Com um recepcionista do Monsoon Palace, em Udaipur (Índia):

Foto: Nik Daum

– Where is the toilet, please?
– No toilet.
E, apontando para os campos e montanhas ao redor:
– Open toilet!